Everything I Really Need To Know I Learned From Noah's Ark


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Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

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Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.

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Don't listen to critics. Do what has to be done.

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Build on the high ground.

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For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

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Two heads are better than one.

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Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.

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If you can't fight or flee--float.

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Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.

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Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.

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When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't sit there and complain--shovel!

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Stay below deck during the storm.

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Remember that the ark was built by amateurs & the Titanic was built by professionals.

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If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.

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Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.

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No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the other side.

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DON'T MISS THE BOAT !!!!


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